Dad Jokes – "STAGING" for StillNotFunny.com

Random Dad Jokes

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Skeletons Fight

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

classic, clean, groan-worthy
Scarecrow Award

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

classic, clean, punny
Orange Parrot

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

clean, kid-friendly, silly
Moon Restaurant

Why don’t they serve good food on the moon?

classic, clean, kid-friendly
Math Book Problems

Why was the math book sad?

classic, clean, kid-friendly
Keyboard Snack

What do you call a fake noodle?

classic, clean, punny
Factory Fired Calendar

Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the calendar factory?

classic, clean, groan-worthy
Elevators Avoid

I’m taking steps…

clean, quick-read, short
Egg Jokes

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

clean, kid-friendly, short
Cookie Doctor

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

clean, kid-friendly, silly
Clock Hungry

Why did the man throw the clock out the window?

classic, clean, groan-worthy
Broken Pencil

I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil…

classic, clean, punny, short